I'm currently obsessed with sausage. Scratch that. I'm currently obsessed with a restaurant called Sausagefest here in Las Vegas. And as any other blogger who actively participates in social media would do, I love to post photos of my sausage du jour on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. As such, many single males seem to think this is some sort of beacon of my availability. … [Read more...] about Just Because I Have a Sausage in My Mouth Doesn’t Mean I’m Flirting with You